Hey, people are supposed to be asking questions. Thus the title, Ask Andy.
That being said, I will continue to post from life/the archives.
Ask.Andy
Ask. Respond. Regret.
Monday, December 10, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
Response 16 - Our life
Lauren: 'Cowboys ate alot of beans right? How often do you think they gambled and lost?'
Andy: 'Like, all the time. Why do you think ass-less chaps were invented?'
Friday, June 24, 2011
Response 15 - from the archives: first box 4
Q: "Dear Andy,
Please use this tissue on your nose so it isn't wasted, ok? - Heart, Devra"
A: " Dear Devra,
I threw it away."
and
Q:"Is hacking the planet really a viable option?"
A:"If you believe in the power of roller-blades, nerds, and the 90's, then yes. Otherwise, maybe."
Please use this tissue on your nose so it isn't wasted, ok? - Heart, Devra"
A: " Dear Devra,
I threw it away."
and
Q:"Is hacking the planet really a viable option?"
A:"If you believe in the power of roller-blades, nerds, and the 90's, then yes. Otherwise, maybe."
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Response 14 - from the archives: First box 3
Q: "Dear Andy,
What is the best thing? - me"
A: "Dear Me,
To spill the blood of your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the laments of their women."
and
Q: "Dear Andy,
How much is too much? - Warned Wally"
A: "Dear WW,
There is no too much. Only just enough."
What is the best thing? - me"
A: "Dear Me,
To spill the blood of your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the laments of their women."
and
Q: "Dear Andy,
How much is too much? - Warned Wally"
A: "Dear WW,
There is no too much. Only just enough."
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Response 13: From the archives - the first box 2
Q: "Dear Andy,
When should I pad up?"
A: "When someone ducks out."
Also,
Q: "Dear Andy,
I like a girl but I'm not sure if she likes me back. How do I know if she's "the one"?"
-Lost Lover
A: "Dear Lost Lover,
Fuck her and see what happens. Also, she is not the one. Deal with it."
When should I pad up?"
A: "When someone ducks out."
Also,
Q: "Dear Andy,
I like a girl but I'm not sure if she likes me back. How do I know if she's "the one"?"
-Lost Lover
A: "Dear Lost Lover,
Fuck her and see what happens. Also, she is not the one. Deal with it."
Friday, June 17, 2011
Response 12: From the archives - the first box 1
Question: When will I be ready?
Answer: You will know when the time is right.
Also from said archives,
Question: Dear Andy, Can I ask someone else a question?
Answer: No. No, you may not.
Answer: You will know when the time is right.
Also from said archives,
Question: Dear Andy, Can I ask someone else a question?
Answer: No. No, you may not.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Response 11
Question: Are there mushrooms in the cream of mushroom soup? (posted by a follower of the blog, not a repeat of customer question)
Answer: Vietnam.
Answer: Vietnam.
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