Question: From a patron customer at the restaurant: "Is there any milk or cream in the cream of mushroom soup?"
Answer #1 (what was said): Yes. But let me go double-check with the kitchen
Answer #2 (the real answer): You are a fucking retard and are too stupid to be alive. Go kill yourself and stop wasting my time.
It's impressive that you even managed to be so tactful with your response. I'd probably have given answer #2 and that is why I cannot work in food service or retail.
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ReplyDeleteAre there mushrooms in the cream of mushroom soup?
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