Question: Hey Andy, how do I find a purpose for living? I feel as though I should be enjoying my youth, but I just can't. I'm out in the suburbs presently, jobless, and feeling existentially charred. Most mornings I wake up thinking, "What's the point?" Drinking doesn't help!
Response: Sometimes purpose finds you. Specifically searching is often an excercise in futility. And drinking totally helps. What are you, gay?
If I want to study faeries, how do I make a Bennington plan around that? I like the Dark Crystal and totes wanna focus on that.
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