Question: If a time traveling sea serpent attacked Gotham city and metropolis who would destroy it first: doctor who, batman, aquaman, or superman?
Answer: None of the above. A (similarly timetraveling) hero would emerge, wielding all sorts of justice from all sorts of hands. I speak, of course, of the master of space-time, Abraham Lincoln. He would rape that serpent into submission in two shakes of a lambs tail.
Hey Andy, how do I find a purpose for living? I feel as though I should be enjoying my youth, but I just can't. I'm out in the suburbs presently, jobless, and feeling existentially charred. Most mornings I wake up thinking, "What's the point?" Drinking doesn't help!
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