Question: If I want to study faeries, how do I make a Bennington plan around that? I like the Dark Crystal and totes wanna focus on that.
Answer: Easy! Step 1: go to Bennington. Step 2: Go to a plan meeting. Step 3: Masturbate furiously at your plan committee while screaming about faeries and the Dark Crystal. Step 4: Money-shot on the most prestigious committee member. Step 5: Receive Bachelor's Degree.
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